My 3 year old son Marcus decided it was a splendid day to raid the fridge and litter my living room and all of my furniture with MILK and FOOD! When I asked him WHY he poured milk all over my floors, couch, tables and chairs, he said: (with hands on his hips and scrunched eyebrows) "THEY WERE THIRSTY!" I'm really angry but I can't even snap because he made me lmao. WTF???? So I will be spending the next several hours trying to do damage control :s